9. Receiving the response “where?” 100% of the time when I pronounce Louisville the way people from Louisville pronounce it. 80% eventually understand when I pronounce it like the ESPN guys. Another 10% have never heard of it and think I’m from St. Louis.
8. The ability to throw a frisbee better than the father and son next to me at the park right now. Make it baseball too.
7. Getting annoyed when someone stops in front of me in the middle of the sidewalk. Then not understanding what the big deal is when I do the same to other people.
6. People working out in very random places. Like playgrounds. When kids are present.
5. Being the only person weirded out by number 6.
4. Having to relocate when a certain father and son see me laughing at them. I’m equally as bad at both sports, so in my head I’m laughing with them.
3. The north side of the Jackie O. reservoir being the best place to cool off in New York. So far.
2. My throat burning when I get too close to the East River.
1. Sweating.
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